"I’m telling you," Isaac continued, “Augustus Waters talked so much that he’d interrupt you at his own funeral. And he was pretentious: Sweet Jesus Christ, that kid never took a piss without pondering the abundant metaphorical resonances of human waste production. And he was vain: I do not believe I have ever met a more physically attractive person who was more acutely aware of his own physical attractiveness.”
See, I’m not a monster. I’m just ahead of the curve.
The Queen breaking into laughter as She passes Her husband, the Duke of Edinburgh, standing outside the Buckingham Palace, 2005
she’s so cute
anytime the queen goes past any of her family she just pisses herself laughing, i love it
HEHEHEHE PHILLIP I’M A STAMP AND YOU’RE NOT
Tom Hiddleston attends the ‘Only Lovers Left Alive’ Premiere at the Ryerson Theatre during the 2013 Toronto International Film Festival on September 5, 2013 [HQ]
One hundred years is a mere blink in the life of an elf
why get thinner when you can get more dinner
do you ever just eat really good food and moan like your having an orgasm
“I mean, that’s the reason he’ll never win, because he’s motivated by hate and the haters never win. I just think that’s true about life, because negative energy always costs in the end.” — Tom Hiddleston
This guy says hello, I wanna kill myself.
Neuschwanstein Castle Schwangau, Germany